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Gnometastic

Gnometastic Gnude Gnomes - Middle Finger Unpainted Gnome, 12.5in, Paint Your Own Gnome - Funny Garden Gnomes to Paint for Adults, Polyresin Outdoor or Indoor

Gnometastic Gnude Gnomes - Middle Finger Unpainted Gnome, 12.5in, Paint Your Own Gnome - Funny Garden Gnomes to Paint for Adults, Polyresin Outdoor or Indoor

$72.00 USD
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  • Gnometastic Gnude Gnomes - Unpainted Middle Finger Gnome, 12.5" inches Tall - DIY Paint Your Own Garden Gnome Statue - Naughty Funny Lawn Gnome and Home & Garden Decoration for Indoors/Outdoors
  • Paint Your Own Gnome: Don't like our color choices, think you can do better? We give you knomes in the "Gnude" - unpainted gnomes, ready to paint, customizable paint your own gnome statues to personalize and show off your creativity and unleash your inner artist! | Paints and brush NOT included
  • Funny garden arts and crafts DIY gifts for you or the gnome collector in your life! Hilarious gag gift idea for men and women. Just about anyone with an offbeat or odd sense of humor will laugh at our inappropriate garden gnome!
  • Dimensions: stands 12.5" inches Tall x 6.5" inches Wide, Weighs 2.3 lb | Made from Polyresin | Suggested Acrylic Paints - Not Included
  • Safety Tested: Certified Lead Free Paint and Materials. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome sculpture is hand painted with detailed accents | Made in China. Designed in USA
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